purrs, pervs and other varied services

purrs, pervs and other varied services: my brain, splattered online

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DS Andy Wainwright:
You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright:
Everyone and their mums is packin' round here.
Nicholas Angel:
Like who?
Wainwright:
Farmers.
Angel:
Who else?
Cartwright:
Farmers' mums.